Monthly Archives: December 2010

It’s Not a Match will return…

Posted on December 28, 2010 by

After the New Year. Check back next week for a story about my Internet dating past coming back to bite me…on national television. I told you I was an idiot…

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Notes From the Underground: The Girl Who Caught On Fire

Posted on December 19, 2010 by

Investment bankers are douche bags. It’s one of the universal laws of our planet. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, mammals require oxygen to live, and I-Bankers are complete and utter douche bags. My college had a business … Continue reading →

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The Sex Crier

Posted on December 10, 2010 by

Perhaps from reading this site you’ve gotten the impression that Internet dating is just one disastrously awkward first date after another. Not true! Sometimes there’s a disastrously awkward second, third, and fourth date as well. And, if you’re really lucky, … Continue reading →

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Advice From The Idiot: Should I Pay For a Dating Site?

Posted on December 10, 2010 by

Common Mistake: you’re not sure if Internet dating is for you, but you wanna give it a shot. Somehow, it seems, the current routine of going to bars and talking only to your friends has failed to yield romantic results. … Continue reading →

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Notes From The Underground: The Girl Who Peed Her Pants

Posted on December 7, 2010 by

The ideal number of drinks on a first Internet date is two. Got that? Just TWO, you boozehounds. One drink is not enough, it just doesn’t give you enough time to get to know the person and see if you … Continue reading →

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Advice From The Idiot: How Much Should I Lie in My Dating Profile?

Posted on December 2, 2010 by

Periodically on this site we will offer advice, because I’ve found unfailingly that when people find out I’ve done a bit of Internet dating, they have things they want explained. Which is fine as long as they understand, as I … Continue reading →

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