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Monthly Archives: May 2011
As we embark on Memorial Day weekend, what better time to look back and remember the horrible dates of our past? Well, your past, actually. The horrible dates of my past are far too numerous to confine to one weekend. … Continue reading
The other night, a friend presented a common Internet dating dilemma. He had gotten an email from a girl he liked OK, but wasn’t crazy about. She lived far away, had a mediocre profile, wasn’t particularly witty, but had written him a … Continue reading
There is a man named Chas who is offering $10,000 to anyone who can find him a wife. That may be the douchiest sentence ever written about a human being, but, really, it’s true. Not just that there’s actually a … Continue reading
Woody Allen once said there’s no such thing as bad sex, which would mean a lot more if it was coming from someone who hadn’t slept with unduly beautiful and talented women his entire life. I mean, if someone let … Continue reading