Monthly Archives: July 2011

The Girl Who Brought Her Boyfriend

Posted on July 29, 2011 by

“Hey dude, why the fuck are you still Internet dating?” I get that question at least once a week on email, twice a week from my shrink, and I’m pretty sure my cat has been building up the courage to … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics VII

Posted on July 26, 2011 by

Honestly, I don’t know what to do. For seven months we’ve done the Awful Story Olympics, and for seven months we’ve had definitive Gold, Silver, and Bronze medal winners. And by “winners”, I mean people got to see a picture … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Signs Your Internet Date is a Russian Prostitute

Posted on July 20, 2011 by

A common misconception about Internet dating is that many of the women are actually prostitutes looking for customers, but that’s not true. In reality, most of the women are prostitutes looking for customers, so you better get good at picking … Continue reading →

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How is This My Match? Vol. 3

Posted on July 15, 2011 by

Well, this seems to be catching on… When I introduced the How is This My Match? feature a few weeks ago, it was in an effort to keep things brief. The Internet is designed to be short and sweet, and my posts … Continue reading →

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Dating Myth: “All I Want Is Someone Who Can Make Me Laugh”

Posted on July 12, 2011 by

You guys know the classic song, right? Birds do it… Bees do it… Even educated fleas do it… Let’s do it, Let’s pretend we care about sense of humor. You ask anybody what they’re looking for in a mate, one … Continue reading →

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How is This My Match? Vol. 2

Posted on July 6, 2011 by

In our first installment of HITMM, we met a lovely 63 year-old woman from the Pennsylvania area that Match’s Daily 5 insisted would be my perfect mate. We’ll never know why exactly, but if I had to guess I’d say it … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics VI

Posted on July 1, 2011 by

Whenever I am about to attend a summer BBQ, as most of us will this weekend, I look forward to it as a great opportunity to meet women. Not that I ever really meet women in the place you’re supposed … Continue reading →

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