Monthly Archives: July 2011

Your Awful Story Olympics VII

Honestly, I don’t know what to do. For seven months we’ve done the Awful Story Olympics, and for seven months we’ve had definitive Gold, Silver, and Bronze medal winners. And by “winners”, I mean people got to see a picture … Continue reading

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Top Ten Signs Your Internet Date is a Russian Prostitute

A common misconception about Internet dating is that many of the women are actually prostitutes looking for customers, but that’s not true. In reality, most of the women are prostitutes looking for customers, so you better get good at picking … Continue reading

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How is This My Match? Vol. 3

Well, this seems to be catching on… When I introduced the How is This My Match? feature a few weeks ago, it was in an effort to keep things brief. The Internet is designed to be short and sweet, and my posts … Continue reading

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Dating Myth: “All I Want Is Someone Who Can Make Me Laugh”

You guys know the classic song, right? Birds do it… Bees do it… Even educated fleas do it… Let’s do it, Let’s pretend we care about sense of humor. You ask anybody what they’re looking for in a mate, one … Continue reading

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How is This My Match? Vol. 2

In our first installment of HITMM, we met a lovely 63 year-old woman from the Pennsylvania area that Match’s Daily 5 insisted would be my perfect mate. We’ll never know why exactly, but if I had to guess I’d say it … Continue reading

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Your Awful Story Olympics VI

Whenever I am about to attend a summer BBQ, as most of us will this weekend, I look forward to it as a great opportunity to meet women. Not that I ever really meet women in the place you’re supposed … Continue reading

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