Monthly Archives: November 2011

Why First Dates Don’t Matter

People worry a lot about the first date. They try on different outfits, prepare topics of conversation, shave hair off preposterous parts of their body – all to make a good impression. Gotta kill on the first date. Gotta sweep … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Internet Daters Without Pics

Dear Internet Daters Who Refuse To Post Pictures, What is wrong with you? I mean seriously, specifically, what is wrong with you? Because whenever we come across a profile without a picture attached, we assume there’s something fucked up going … Continue reading

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How is This My Match? Vol 7

I’ve been in LA for a month now, and I’ve found the city’s women to be pretty, well, normal. Sure, they talk about yoga more than most people, and yes, many do seem to be tan in a way that … Continue reading

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