Author Archives: B

What a Normal Person Would Do On ‘The Bachelorette’

Posted on June 14, 2013

Of all the reality franchises, it’s difficult to compete with The Bachelor and Bachelorette when it comes to idiocy. I mean, imagine you’re in a bar and the hostess walks up to you and says, “I know you’re enjoying your drinks, but I … Continue reading →

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Why Do Daters Pull The Fade Out?

Posted on May 24, 2013

We’ve all had it happen at least once. You’re dating someone and things seem to be moving at a perfectly nice clip. You see each other once a week or so, hooking up here and there, and generally having an … Continue reading →

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How is This My Match? Scary 21 Year-Old Edition

Posted on May 9, 2013

When I introduced How is This My Match? some months ago, it was in an effort to keep things brief. The internet is designed to be short and sweet, and my posts tend to be more long and sour. Because when you’re … Continue reading →

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Great Date Ideas If You Absolutely, Positively Refuse to Drink

Posted on April 25, 2013

Alright, fine, have it your way. Enough of you have written in demanding non-alcoholic date ideas that I suppose I should stop being such a jerk and give you what you want. As regular readers of the site (i.e. geniuses) know, … Continue reading →

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How to Cook Dinner For Your Date in 25 EASY Steps

Posted on April 11, 2013

As we’ve said many times, you should not/must not/can not go to dinner on a first internet date. It’s expensive, takes too long, and locks you in for an hour with someone you might want to murder before the Bloomin … Continue reading →

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How is This My Match: Anal Sex Edition

Posted on March 29, 2013

You know that feeling you have when you’re separated from your cellphone for an extended period of time? Like, maybe the battery dies and you don’t have your charger, or you leave for work in the morning and accidentally leave … Continue reading →

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Meeting in a Bar vs. Meeting Online: The Ultimate Showdown

Posted on March 22, 2013

A group of psychologists recently released a study that says meeting a date in a bar can be far more effective than encountering someone online. Which is great news, because it clearly means we’ve cured all mental illness, otherwise why would … Continue reading →

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You Know What’s a Good Idea? Condoms. Especially with Internet Dates. Seriously…

Posted on March 14, 2013

It’s always a fascinating experience, having sex with someone new. There may be things you’ve done with others that they don’t like at all. Or approaches you’ve never even considered that they can’t live without. Then of course there’s all … Continue reading →

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Why Are All These Men Posing with Monkeys?!

Posted on March 8, 2013

Loyal readers (which better fucking describe all of you pricks) will remember a scorching expose we did last spring about the bizarre trend of women posting profiles pics of themselves wearing mustaches. OK, you probably don’t remember it. I mean, … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Stories: Three Tales of Assholes

Posted on February 28, 2013

There are myriad ways that men can act like assholes on an internet date. They can call you the wrong name, ditch you for a clearly fake emergency, or just maybe just barf all over the place. Hell, there are … Continue reading →

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