Category Archives: Internet Dating is Weird

How to Cook Dinner For Your Date in 25 EASY Steps

Posted on April 11, 2013 by

As we’ve said many times, you should not/must not/can not go to dinner on a first internet date. It’s expensive, takes too long, and locks you in for an hour with someone you might want to murder before the Bloomin … Continue reading →

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Meeting in a Bar vs. Meeting Online: The Ultimate Showdown

Posted on March 22, 2013 by

A group of psychologists recently released a study that says meeting a date in a bar can be far more effective than encountering someone online. Which is great news, because it clearly means we’ve cured all mental illness, otherwise why would … Continue reading →

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Why Are All These Men Posing with Monkeys?!

Posted on March 8, 2013 by

Loyal readers (which better fucking describe all of you pricks) will remember a scorching expose we did last spring about the bizarre trend of women posting profiles pics of themselves wearing mustaches. OK, you probably don’t remember it. I mean, … Continue reading →

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11 Lies Everyone Tells on an Internet Date

Posted on February 11, 2013 by

1) “Sure, I’d love to have another drink!” The vast majority of internet dates should end after cocktail #1. Like, 90% of them. But for some reason that feels rude. Your date’s expression says “I’d rather be watching my DVR!”, … Continue reading →

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The Worst Things to Do on a First Date

Posted on February 1, 2013 by

You guys keep emailing me and asking what’s the best thing to do on the first date. And I appreciate it, I really do. It’s nice to wake up in the morning and see so many messages in the It’s … Continue reading →

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Tinder: The Newest and Most Annoying Way to Internet Date

Posted on January 25, 2013 by

Have you ever felt like internet dating contains too much information. Like, you finish reading someone’s profile and think, “You know, I feel like I almost know them too well. Is there any way we can put some mystery back … Continue reading →

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The Time I Created a Fake Woman’s Profile…

Posted on December 7, 2012 by

Internet dating is pretty much made for the ladies, right? All you’ve got to do is throw up a couple of pictures, string together a few sentences that aren’t totally cliche, and wait for the emails to come rolling in. … Continue reading →

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Can You Take an Internet Date to a Wedding?

Posted on November 15, 2012 by

Bringing a date of any kind to a wedding is risky. On paper, it should be a fun weekend. I mean, there’s fancy clothes, an open bar, and food that someone else paid for. It’s like going on a date … Continue reading →

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Can You Tell Someone Their Email Sucks?

Posted on October 18, 2012 by

It’s never happened to me because, well, I write amazing emails. Or rather, I write one amazing email, change it a bit, then send it to a ton of different people. But apparently there is a new trend of vigilantism … Continue reading →

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The Worst Kinds of Dating Site Emailers

Posted on October 4, 2012 by

Spending a lot of your time online dating doesn’t have a lot of benefits. You get good at calculating the tip on two drinks quickly. And crafting witty responses to fascinating questions like “Where did you go to college?” and … Continue reading →

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