Category Archives: It’s Not a Match Classic

Big News — ‘It’s Not a Match’ Book On the Way!

I have very exciting news to report! Last week I signed a deal for the long-awaited It’s Not a Match book. And by long-awaited, I mean not awaited at all by anyone, other than me and my cat. But nonetheless, … Continue reading

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The Scariest Email I’ve Ever Received

Every Halloween, I think back to this email. I often wonder where the author is now, and if he’s killed anyone yet. It’s got that special level of crazy that is so specific, so genuine, that you can’t tell whether … Continue reading

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Why You Should Never Take a Date to a Concert

I have a long held rule about taking dates to the theater. I love theater. And I love girls who love theater. But I found that every time I would ask a girl to check out the next big thing … Continue reading

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INaM CLASSIC: The Girl Who Called Me Chip Boy

When people ask me for my strangest Internet dating story, Chip Boy is never far from my mind. It’s one of my favorites, and I wanted to make sure you had all seen it. I mean, it’s not everyday you … Continue reading

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INaM CLASSIC: The Girl Who Lived In a Shack

Time for another blast from the past, kids. This week’s It’s Not a Match Classic is about the first substantial coupling I found online, and it’s a doozy. It’s one of the first things I wrote for this site, and … Continue reading

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IT’S NOT A MATCH CLASSIC: The Girl Who Cried During Sex

Over the last few months, readership on It’s Not a Match has increased, like, a lot. Which is amazing, truly. I am shocked and thankful to have so many of you visit and write me each and every day. You … Continue reading

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