Category Archives: It’s Not a Match Classic

Big News — ‘It’s Not a Match’ Book On the Way!

Posted on November 26, 2012 by

I have very exciting news to report! Last week I signed a deal for the long-awaited It’s Not a Match book. And by long-awaited, I mean not awaited at all by anyone, other than me and my cat. But nonetheless, … Continue reading →

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The Scariest Email I’ve Ever Received

Posted on October 26, 2012 by

Every Halloween, I think back to this email. I often wonder where the author is now, and if he’s killed anyone yet. It’s got that special level of crazy that is so specific, so genuine, that you can’t tell whether … Continue reading →

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Why You Should Never Take a Date to a Concert

Posted on June 15, 2012 by

I have a long held rule about taking dates to the theater. I love theater. And I love girls who love theater. But I found that every time I would ask a girl to check out the next big thing … Continue reading →

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INaM CLASSIC: The Girl Who Called Me Chip Boy

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

When people ask me for my strangest Internet dating story, Chip Boy is never far from my mind. It’s one of my favorites, and I wanted to make sure you had all seen it. I mean, it’s not everyday you … Continue reading →

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INaM CLASSIC: The Girl Who Lived In a Shack

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

Time for another blast from the past, kids. This week’s It’s Not a Match Classic is about the first substantial coupling I found online, and it’s a doozy. It’s one of the first things I wrote for this site, and … Continue reading →

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IT’S NOT A MATCH CLASSIC: The Girl Who Cried During Sex

Posted on February 23, 2012 by

Over the last few months, readership on It’s Not a Match has increased, like, a lot. Which is amazing, truly. I am shocked and thankful to have so many of you visit and write me each and every day. You … Continue reading →

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