Category Archives: Notes From the Underground

Notes From the Underground: The Girl Who Caught On Fire

Investment bankers are douche bags. It’s one of the universal laws of our planet. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, mammals require oxygen to live, and I-Bankers are complete and utter douche bags. My college had a business … Continue reading

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Notes From The Underground: The Girl Who Peed Her Pants

The ideal number of drinks on a first Internet date is two. Got that? Just TWO, you boozehounds. One drink is not enough, it just doesn’t give you enough time to get to know the person and see if you … Continue reading

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