https://itsnotamatch.com/chunk/buy-the-its-not-a-match-book-today-available-on-amazon-and-itunes/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/excitment.jpgexcitment!He just bought the book! You too can be this happy!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/not-a-matchcover.pngNot A MatchCOVERCOMING SOON!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-15-at-2-15-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-01-15 at 2.15.17 PM2015-04-03T20:10:44+00:00weekly0.6https://itsnotamatch.com/chunk/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chunk-v10.jpgCHUNK-V102015-04-03T19:51:13+00:00weekly0.6https://itsnotamatch.com/2014/01/14/ill-be-back-soon-i-promise/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drunk-new-year.jpgDrunk-New-Year2018-07-09T23:20:39+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/09/27/the-plight-of-the-nice-guy/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/business-man-crying.jpgbusiness-man-cryingActual photohttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/art15560widea.jpgart15560wideaSee how creepy the arm on the shoulder can be?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/girl-jumping-out-of-cake.jpgGirl-Jumping-out-of-Cake"Surprise!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/polls_bush_mccain_hug_3202_530455_answer_3_xlarge.jpegpolls_bush_mccain_hug_3202_530455_answer_3_xlargehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bush-mccain-hug.jpgbush-mccain-hughttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mccain_bush-hug-1.jpgmccain_bush-hug-1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nice_guy_1.jpgFool boy is waiting his girlfriend"Hi! I'm nice!"2015-08-25T10:04:23+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/08/07/its-illegal-to-lie-in-your-dating-profile/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mailman.jpgmailmanhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/prisoners.jpgprisoners"What you in for?" "Internet dating."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cute-babies-29.jpgcute-babies-29Sorry, baby. Too young.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/girl-prison.jpeggirl prisonYou. Soon.2017-11-25T21:15:47+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/08/01/my-first-and-last-tinder-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cheeseburger8.jpgcheeseburger8Good for one free ass.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/5320846251_a0a1ac4e3c_z.jpg5320846251_a0a1ac4e3c_zBill, probablyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/guido04.jpgguido04UrNextMan69, probably.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tinder.jpgtinderTinder. Where everyone is hot, and potentially on heroin. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tinder-homepage.pngTinder-homepageTinder. Where everyone is hot and possibly on heroin. 2015-03-14T22:51:24+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/07/12/the-man-who-licked-his-pickle/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/eating-a-pickle.jpgEating-a-PickleRegistered sex offender.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hobo_display_image.jpghobo_display_imageFred Fuddruckerhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pickle1.jpgpickle1NSFW2015-03-08T20:03:38+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/06/25/interested-in-writing-for-its-not-a-match-nows-your-chance/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stephen-baldwin-099a7-e1372180358202.jpg17th Annual Movieguide Awards Gala - Arrivalshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/aaron_sorkin_best_adapted_screenplay_oscar.jpgaaron_sorkin_best_adapted_screenplay_oscarAaron Sorkin, smiling at the news that we are now taking submissions.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/new-years-eve-fireworks.jpgNew-Years-Eve-FireworksREJOICE! Now you too can blog!2013-09-07T23:19:49+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/06/14/what-a-normal-person-would-do-on-the-bachelorette/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/caprisun.jpgcaprisunThe perfect Bachelorette cocktailhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/angry-monkey-albino.jpgangry-monkey-albino"I want my friggin' rose!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bachelorette_s9cast.jpgBACK ROW: BRAD, ROBERT, KASEY, BROOKS, WILL, BEN, JUAN PABLO, MIKE R., BRIAN, CHRIS, JONATHAN;MIDDLE ROW: DAN, BRYDEN, ZAK, DREW, MICHAEL, ZACH, NICK M., BRANDON;FRONT ROW: DIOGO, MICAH, LARRY, DESIREE HARTSOCK, MIKEY T., JAMES, NICK R.We all did. We all just farted.2015-03-13T05:16:13+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/05/24/why-do-daters-pull-the-fade-out/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/high-top-fade-haircut-black-men-styles-curly-kid-reid.jpghigh-top-fade-haircut-black-men-styles-curly-kid-reidKid never faded on the fade.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/airport-denver-photo20b.jpgairport-denver-photo20bBonetown Internationalhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/invisible-man.jpginvisible-manThe amazing disappearing man.2017-03-22T18:31:22+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/05/09/how-is-this-my-match-scary-21-year-old-edition/2014-04-07T02:19:56+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/04/25/great-date-ideas-if-you-absolutely-positively-refuse-to-drink/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/blondies.jpgblondiesHey baby, what you doin' later?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cute-lemonade-stand-e1366870345503.jpgcute lemonade standSexy times.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/drunk_06-e1366870110369.jpgDrunk_062013-08-23T18:57:32+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/04/11/how-to-cook-dinner-for-your-date-in-25-easy-steps/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/catcook.jpgcatcookFuck you.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cry.jpgcryhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/red-lobster-620x410.jpgRed-Lobster-620x410Always an option.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/school-dinner3_150_1506224a.jpgschool-dinner3_150_1506224a2013-04-12T11:10:23+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/03/29/how-is-this-my-match-anal-sex-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/astro_glide_gel_lubricant_4_oz-400-400.jpgastro_glide_gel_lubricant_4_oz-400-400Nothing says casual like...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/barack-obama-sleeping-on-the-phone-835571.jpgBarack-Obama-Sleeping-on-the-Phone-83557https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/barack-obama-sleeping-on-the-phone-83557-e1364521449527.jpgBarack-Obama-Sleeping-on-the-Phone-83557"Damn it, why isn't Brian picking up?!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cellphone.jpgcellphoneI missed so many calls it just exploded.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/anal3.jpeganal3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/anal2.jpeganal2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/anal1.jpeganal12013-04-01T18:01:16+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/03/22/meeting-in-a-bar-vs-meeting-online-who-wins/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/group-of-women-laughing.jpggroup-of-women-laughingThey're not laughing with you. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pearl-e1363935026164.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAHands off, she's mine.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sigmund-freud-9302400-1-402.jpgSigmund-Freud-9302400-1-402Romantic Genius2016-11-29T03:15:14+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/03/14/you-know-whats-a-good-idea-condoms-especially-with-internet-dates-seriously/2013-04-14T00:41:58+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/03/08/why-are-all-these-men-posing-with-monkeys/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/a-baa-funny-monkey-with-girl.jpga.baa-Funny-monkey-with-girlhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-28-at-11-22-49-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-28 at 11.22.49 PMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-19-27-am1.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.19.27 AMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-25-at-4-32-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-25 at 4.32.57 PMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-51-49-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.51.49 AMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-46-01-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.46.01 AMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-45-50-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.45.50 AMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-43-19-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.43.19 AMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-43-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.43.08 AMhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-02-02-at-12-19-27-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-02-02 at 12.19.27 AM2013-03-22T10:54:48+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/02/28/your-awful-stories-tales-of-three-assholes/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/donald_trump_640.pngdonald_trump_640Another example of an asshole.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/silence-of-the-lambs3.jpgsilence-of-the-lambs3"Do you know that I LOVE YOU?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/thanksgiving_dinner-scaled500.jpgthanksgiving_dinner.jpg.scaled500https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/partialhyst2.pngpartialHyst2Rarely seen on a Valentine's Day card...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/trav.jpgtravAn example of an asshole.2013-09-13T16:04:28+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/02/22/is-bad-grammar-a-dating-dealbreaker/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hitler_angry.jpgHitler_angry"Zere is a differenze between ze colon and ze semi-colon!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wrong-spelling-sign-typo-fail-4.jpgWhoops2018-02-22T07:28:11+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/01/25/tinder-the-newest-and-most-annoying-way-to-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder_shot.pngtinder_shotYou know it works because she's making a heart with her hands.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/noface.jpgnofacehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nazy.jpgnazyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder15.jpgTinder15https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder14.jpgTinder14https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder13.jpgTinder13https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder12.jpgTinder12https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder11.jpgTinder11https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder2.jpgTinder2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinder3.jpgTInder32016-01-04T06:17:40+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/12/07/the-time-i-created-a-fake-womans-profile/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/casey-2.jpgcasey-22015-06-01T22:21:52+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/02/11/11-lies-everyone-tells-on-an-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hike-e1360567726889.jpghikeIn a few minutes, they're gonna be doing it.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/asiantrain.jpgasiantrainI will french you for that seat. And yes, I am aware there are open seats.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tivo.jpgtivoWhere have you been all my life?2013-03-22T08:54:33+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/02/01/the-worst-things-to-do-on-a-first-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/throw1-e1359748652969.pngthrow1Also an option.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/canadian-wedding-blog-canada-e1359748493507.jpgcanadian-wedding-blog-canada"It was really nice meeting you, but now I have to barf!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumbleweed-e1359747794936.jpgtumbleweedMy email inbox2015-09-28T04:05:50+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/01/17/my-new-book-and-end-of-my-online-secret-identity/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/granny-middle-finger.jpggranny-middle-fingerThis pretty much sums up how they felt...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/not-a-matchcoverjpg.jpgNot A MatchCOVERJPG2016-05-22T08:55:25+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2013/01/09/ever-been-dumped-because-of-the-homeless-i-have/2014-02-17T03:44:41+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/15/the-girl-who-drank-too-much/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/house1.jpghouseMight as well have been dating...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jagermeister.jpgjagermeisterThe smell of lovehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drunkdial.jpgdrunkdialhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drunk_guy.jpgdrunk_guyMe, on date #2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/house.jpghouseWhat's more sane than a nice doctor, right?2013-01-15T04:10:26+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/06/07/email-twice/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/creed2.jpgcreed2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/creed.jpgcreedAll single. Trust me.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tito.jpgtitoThis, but with boobs.2014-04-15T20:27:53+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/12/01/the-girl-who-made-me-dance/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/fistpump.jpgfistpumpWell, Mrs. Kroll and Ronnie...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mrskroll.jpgmrskrollTaught me everything I know.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cartwheel-e1322728939402.jpgMThe "Trying Not to Look Like an Asshole"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dancing-dad.jpgDancing dadI'd kill to be this good2013-01-15T04:01:18+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/10/07/women-vs-short-guys-revisited/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shortstack.jpgshortstackA short stackhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/napolean.jpgnapolean"Told you I was taller than this chair!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/martin-short.jpgmartin shortMartin Short2017-12-09T23:29:44+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/29/women-vs-short-guys-datings-fiercest-battleground/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/brveheart.jpgbrveheart"For freedom (of short guys)!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/circlethewagons.jpgCircleTheWagonshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/worlds-tallest-man.jpgworlds-tallest-manThis guy's profile says he's 7'8". Yeah right.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/19-lollipop-guild.jpg19-lollipop-guild2016-04-10T21:05:10+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/01/07/crafting-the-perfect-email/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/devil.jpgdevilDon't mess with me.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bandaged-hands.jpgbandaged-handsEvery person you write.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bulb.jpgIan BrittonA form letter that's not a form letter?! Brilliant!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ourlady.jpgOurLadyShadoe9872014-08-13T12:35:20+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/03/16/how-to-break-up-with-an-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/teresa.jpgteresaHow Mother Teresa would break up someone, but with more lies.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/booobs.jpgbooobsThey come with a price, gentlemen. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dawson-crying-dawsons-creek-1445426-640-480-540x4051-490x367.jpgDawson-Crying-dawsons-creek-1445426-640-480-540x4051-490x367https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/van_der_beek.jpgvan_der_beekhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hulk.jpghulkHulkamania, running wild. 2013-01-15T03:28:33+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/01/12/every-internet-dating-profile-ever/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hitler2.jpghitler2Not a great profile writer.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lol.giflolhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/parthenon.jpgparthenon2013-01-15T03:25:36+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/12/10/the-sex-crier/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/axwoman.jpgaxwomanWarning sign?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/straight-jacket.jpgstraight-jacketI can't put my finger on it, but there's something about you that seems...imbalanced.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cryingwoman.jpgcryingwomanhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/judyspeaksnasty_6_06.jpgjudyspeaksnasty_6_062013-01-15T03:08:45+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/06/15/why-you-should-never-take-a-date-to-a-concert/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/countrybear.jpegcountrybearWould've killed for these guys.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/out_of_sight1.jpegout_of_sight"I think we should just be friends."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/out_of_sight.jpegout_of_sightI'm the one on the right.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/shakes.jpgshakesNo idea why this doesn't make for a better date.2013-01-15T03:05:37+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/09/16/the-girl-who-did-heroine/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/goodtime.jpggoodtimeMe, having a really good time.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/seagal.jpgseagalA guy named Steve.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/operagloves.jpgoperagloveshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/clamato.jpgClamatoSpices up any date.2013-01-15T03:02:32+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/04/19/the-girl-who-was-a-mennonite/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dumpster.jpgDumpsterWho wants to french?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20091015-40-year-old-virgin.jpg20091015-40-year-old-virginhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/quaker_1.jpgquaker_1Not a Mennonitehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2-happy-women1.jpg2-happy-womenhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2-happy-women.jpg2-happy-womenhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mennonite-funeral.jpgEshhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mennoniteladies.jpgmennoniteladies2014-04-25T14:33:44+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/12/22/question-is-this-man-a-scumbag/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/o-georgetown-exorcist-stairs-570.jpgo-GEORGETOWN-EXORCIST-STAIRS-570https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/exorcist_stairs.jpgexorcist_stairshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/john-cougar-mellencamp-200.jpgjohn-cougar-mellencamp-200You're already turned on, aren't you?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/segway_tour_high.jpgsegway_tour_high"And our third bar is right around the corner here..."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mustache-twirl-1.jpegmustache twirl 1When we last saw Max...2015-02-19T18:52:31+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/12/15/web-dating-101-always-trust-the-worst-picture-2/2014-06-05T16:41:05+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/02/09/what-body-types-on-dating-sites-really-mean/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/simmons.jpgsimmonshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fat-boy1.jpgFat-Boy"What about me? Am I not Big and Beautiful?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/boobs.pngboobshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/female_bodybuilder_scary.jpgfemale_bodybuilder_scaryhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ss-fat-guy-e1328672977505.jpgSS Fat Guyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/skeleton.jpgskeletonhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fat-boy.jpgFat-Boy2019-01-20T07:25:47+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/01/05/men-stop-paying-for-first-dates/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/empty_wallet_2.jpegempty_wallet_2The actual prize for picking up the tabhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/monopoly.jpgmonopolyHe pays for everybody's drinkshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/paydate.jpgpaydateLaugh it up buddy, because she ain't paying for shit.2016-02-13T02:44:46+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/11/26/big-news-its-not-a-match-book-on-the-way/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kindle-at-the-pool.pngkindle-at-the-pool"I'm reading the greatest thing ever written. You have to read it! Oh, and when your done, check out this ebook by 'It's Not a Match!"2013-01-05T19:57:10+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/11/15/internet-date-to-a-wedding/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/shaking-hands1.jpg200412016-001"Would you like to go with me to a wedding?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wedding-ceremony-e1352963589637.jpgwedding-ceremony"Do you vow to ruin everyone's relationship in attendance?" "I do."2012-11-18T01:22:07+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/11/09/the-man-who-stalks-bad-dates/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pickup2.jpgpickup2"No, I don't come here often. I'm just here stalking that weird guy across the bar."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/coldplay.jpgcoldplayWe like stupid jackets.2014-06-05T18:58:17+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/11/02/how-is-this-my-match-boobs-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/one-finger.jpgone-fingerThe number of interesting things I'm asking you to say. And still, I'm asking too much.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/betty-white-240.jpgbetty-white-240If only she Internet dated...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bikin2.jpgbikin2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bikin1.jpgbikin12012-12-30T23:56:42+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/10/26/the-scariest-email-ive-ever-received/2014-06-05T19:31:02+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/10/18/can-you-tell-someone-their-email-sucks/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/6a00d8341ca50853ef013485f1bd16970c-320wi.jpg6a00d8341ca50853ef013485f1bd16970c-320wiMy response to your email, in photographic form.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/shake.gifshakeKind sir, you are a shitty emailer.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/email4.jpgemail4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/email3.jpgemail3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/email2.jpgemail2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/inamemails1.jpgINAMemails12014-10-21T10:16:45+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/10/10/racist_date/2016-06-08T23:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/10/04/the-worst-kinds-of-dating-site-emailers/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rubbercement5.jpgrubbercement5An Internet dater's best friend.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/books09_stacks-large.jpgbooks09_stacks-largeThis entire library is actually filled with one long email. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/drunk.jpgdrunkProbably not a good emailer.2015-09-28T04:16:28+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/09/27/men-dont-talk-about-sex-in-your-emails/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/notavailable300.pngNotAvailable300Next time, send this.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/m30.jpgm3,0A friend comforts Kate after receiving the email.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mourning.jpgmourningFriends comfort Katie after receiving the email.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/emmy-statuette.jpgemmy-statuetteThe Emmy we'll receive next year, when they include a category for a dating blogs.2012-10-13T03:45:11+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/09/20/dont-talk-about-sex-in-your-profile/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dr-ruth_.pngdr.ruth_She can't stop drinking!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/images.jpegimagesThe height of male flirtation.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dr-ruth.jpgDr.RuthEven drunk Dr. Ruth wants you to chill with all the sex talk.2012-09-26T00:35:56+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/09/14/how-to-find-the-ideal-internet-date-bar/2012-12-03T05:54:14+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/09/06/how-is-this-my-match-terrifying-clown-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pennywiseevil.jpgPennywiseevilhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pennywise-gifs-pennywise-26624034-483-281.gifPennywise-GIFs-pennywise-26624034-483-281https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clown2.jpegclown2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clown11.jpegclown1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/clown1.jpegclown1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pennywise.jpgpennywise2012-09-20T16:03:22+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/08/31/when-you-dont-want-to-admit-you-met-online/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sleep.jpgsleep"What? Yeah, no, I'm totally still listening..."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/20080211154335punch_in_face.jpg20080211154335!Punch_in_faceEat it, Aunt!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/689a01cc5c.jpg689a01cc5cThe last living person who is weirded out by Internet dates.2017-08-02T13:38:31+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/08/24/what-not-to-say-in-your-dating-profile-revisited/2013-11-13T01:12:12+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/08/17/what-not-to-say-in-your-dating-profile/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alana-the-honey-boo-boo-child.jpgAlana-the-Honey-Boo-Boo-ChildThis is what you are missing without TV!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hookers-e1345185915687.jpghookers"Hey baby, you feelin' generous tonight?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/aad.pngaadThis is what you are missing without television!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/smoker-pipe-e1345185001807.jpgsmoker-pipeAn intellectual's profile picture.2014-04-11T22:53:50+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/12/02/advice-from-the-idiot-how-much-should-i-lie-in-my-dating-profile/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/old.jpgoldI turn 27 in August.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bar-mitzvah1.jpgBar-Mitzvah1They said at 13 I was the best they'd ever seen.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/galileo.jpg95g27/bean/1161/116a4Me, at work.2012-08-17T02:50:59+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/08/10/beware-of-a-date-who-admits-to-googling-you/2017-10-07T04:41:36+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/08/03/lunch-dates-are-for-losers/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/flo_from_progressive_insurance.jpgFlo_from_Progressive_Insurance"I'll go on a date with you for any meal! Or a snack, even!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/man_eating_lunch450px.jpgMan_eating_lunch450pxLet's get this party started!2017-04-16T18:25:02+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/07/26/how-did-your-date-go-use-the-test-of-5-questions/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/image.jpgPremiere Precious LAOprah always asks 5 Questionshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/outline.jpgoutlineThis guy knows how his date went. Not well.2014-06-05T19:15:25+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/07/19/do-people-actually-wear-christmas-sweaters-on-dates-yes-they-do/2012-07-19T16:58:51+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/07/13/how-is-this-my-match-transvestite-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dude4.jpegdude4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dude3.jpegdude3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dude2.jpegdude2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dude1.jpegdude12013-02-03T12:46:02+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/07/06/5-things-to-do-before-your-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/armor.jpegarmorHey, baby.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/woody_allen.jpegwoody_allenFunny in a movie, not funny on a date.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/klonopin.jpegklonopinAnxiety medication. The best friend to Internet daters everywhere.2015-02-18T21:37:50+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/06/29/what-happens-when-you-date-someone-under-25/2014-09-04T14:55:06+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/06/21/the-best-excuse-to-cancel-a-date-ever/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fire-hair.jpgFire hairThe good ol' days.2012-07-18T21:58:06+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/06/08/im-the-best-way-to-get-someone-to-hate-you/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/5200940331.jpg520094033https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/520094033.jpg520094033https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/face21.jpgface2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/face2.jpgface2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/face1.jpgfacehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/face.jpgface2012-11-06T16:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/05/25/inam-classic-the-girl-who-called-me-chip-boy/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/coach-taylor1jpg.jpegcoach-taylor1jpghttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chipguy.jpegchipguyMe, basically.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gluten-free.jpeggluten-freeThe face of evilhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tamitaylor.jpegtamitaylorYou wouldn't email her?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/swashbucklers.jpegswashbucklersDicks.2014-07-13T10:12:36+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/05/17/how-is-this-my-match-polygamy-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy3a.jpgpolygamy3ahttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy1a1.jpgpolygamy1ahttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy1a.jpgpolygamy1ahttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy2a1.jpgpolygamy2ahttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy2a.jpgpolygamy2ahttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/big-love.jpgbig-lovehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy3.jpegpolygamy3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy1.jpegpolygamy1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/polygamy2.jpegpolygamy22014-04-06T03:32:44+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/05/11/women-stop-doing-this-in-your-pictures/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/willis1.jpgwillishttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/willis.jpgwillishttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/moustaches.jpgmoustaches2014-02-03T18:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/05/04/your-awful-stories-poetry-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/moonlight_unicorn_by_ironshod-e1336087933422.jpgMoonlight_Unicorn_by_Ironshodhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unicorn2.jpgunicorn2Unicorn break.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unicorn3.jpgunicorn3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unicorn.jpgunicornhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hunter-e1336021486555.jpeghunter2012-07-17T15:25:30+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/04/27/has-okcupid-left-match-in-the-dust/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mother-teresa11_0.jpgmother-teresa11_0Even Mother Teresa didn't always reply.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20070623_empty_lot_parking_lot.jpg20070623_empty_lot_parking_lotFun!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-cupid.jpgfunny-cupidNotOkCupid2013-09-16T02:53:36+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/04/13/inam-classic-the-girl-who-lived-in-a-shack/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/asleep.jpgasleepMy shrink.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cellphone-burning1.jpgcellphone-burninghttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/oil-jed-clampett.jpgoil-jed-clampettMy replacement...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cellphone-burning.jpgcellphone-burningHer ideal telephone.2012-04-13T16:00:42+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/04/05/advice-from-a-hot-chick-how-to-email-your-dream-girl/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/olivia1.jpgolivia1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/olivia2.jpgolivia2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/huffington-post-e1333655559264.jpghuffington-posthttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gothlington-e1333655364630.jpeggothlingtonhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/crazy_face1.jpgcrazy_face"I'm in average looking category, RIGHT?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/crazy_face.jpgcrazy_face"I email six times!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ihop.jpgihophttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-03-29-at-01-16-07.pngScreen Shot 2012-03-29 at 01.16.07https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-03-29-at-01-15-23.pngScreen Shot 2012-03-29 at 01.15.23https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-03-29-at-01-14-52.pngScreen Shot 2012-03-29 at 01.14.522017-12-07T11:00:03+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/03/30/match-from-a-hot-girls-perspective/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/happyemail.jpghappyemailBefore he read the email.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/george-clooney-hairstyle-4.jpgGeorge-clooney-hairstyle-4Aren't we all kinda waiting for George Clooney?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/crying_girl.jpgBeautiful brunetteEven hot girls have it rough.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-29-at-01-13-54.pngScreen Shot 2012-03-29 at 01.13.542021-09-03T18:06:30+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/03/23/how-is-this-my-match-elvira-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/elvira.jpegChildren Affected By AIDS Foundation Dream Halloween Fundraiserhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dracgirl4.jpegdracgirl4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dracgirl3.pngdracgirl3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dracgirl2.jpegdracgirl2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dracgirl1.jpegdracgirl12014-11-17T13:19:03+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/03/08/how-many-emails-before-we-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/karatekidcrane.jpgkaratekidcraneMe, basically.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stressed-woman-on-computer.jpgstressed-woman-on-computerWriting emails is hard.2015-10-10T21:18:49+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/03/02/the-girl-who-met-someone-else/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/clocktowerback.jpegclocktowerbackHer datehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cruise1.jpgcruise"You guys at your second location?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cruise.jpgcruisehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/van.jpgvan2014-08-02T03:11:15+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/02/23/its-not-a-match-classic-the-girl-who-cried-during-sex/2013-07-25T20:59:55+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/02/15/how-is-this-my-match-okcupid-edition/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/watchamak-e1329278547902.jpegwatchamak2012-04-26T06:45:59+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/02/03/interview-with-a-man-who-stood-up-his-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/text-e1328246959514.jpgtextEven grandpa can text!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/circusboobs.jpgcircusboobsWhat we mean when we say "Athletic and Toned."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sherlock.jpgdetective_silhouetteMax's bartenderhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dad.gifdad2018-06-11T05:43:35+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/01/26/your-awful-story-olympics-xi/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/swingsets.jpgswingsetsBeej-worthyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fabulous-moolah.jpgfabulous moolahhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bean-bag-chair-5.jpgbean-bag-chair-5https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/boswell.jpgboswellhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bates.jpgbates2013-02-20T05:04:31+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/01/19/the-girl-who-wouldnt-let-me-leave/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/teeth.jpgteethhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/strahan.jpgstrahanhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/berry-380x395.jpgberry-380x3952015-10-12T19:58:00+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2012/01/13/how-is-this-my-match-vol-8/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/coins-2.jpgcoins-2What I'm willing to spend on a date.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/svh006.jpgsvh006https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chris-hansen.pngchris-hansenhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/picture-1.pngPicture 1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/young2.jpegyoung2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/young3.jpegyoung3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/young1.jpegyoung12012-01-14T19:18:23+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/12/16/your-awful-story-olympics-x/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jug.jpgjugThe Wine She Brought.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/turtle-e1324020822569.jpgturtleHumpinghttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/applaud.jpgapplaudPeople React to Last Month's Column2013-01-04T17:03:04+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/12/06/should-we-talk-on-the-phone-before-our-first-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/yoga.jpgYogaAt least she was hot.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/masnon.jpegmasnonSurprisingly cogent on the phonehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bush_phone.jpgbush_phoneNot everyone is cut out for the phone...2013-07-23T18:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/11/22/why-first-dates-dont-matter/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jessicafletcher.jpgjessicafletcherDate #4: Is this person Angela Lansbury?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sillysuit.jpgsillysuitCustomary first date attire.2012-01-29T05:52:27+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/11/04/how-is-this-my-match-vol-7/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/santas.jpgsantashttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/biel.jpgbielhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gma2.jpeggma2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gma11.jpeggma1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/gma1.jpeggma12011-11-07T17:10:59+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/10/28/your-awful-story-olympics-ix/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bride-of-chucky.jpgbride-of-chuckyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chuckydoll.jpgChuckydollhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jason-voorhees21.jpgJason-Voorhees2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jason-voorhees2.jpgJason-Voorhees2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/michaelmyers2.jpgMichaelmyers2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/johnny.jpgjohnnyHerrrrre's Johnny ('s email)!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/yourecrazy.jpgyourecrazy"You're crazy, man. You're crazy."2012-10-24T06:25:31+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/10/21/are-racial-preferences-racist/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nap.jpgnapThe It's Not a Match race riotshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/multiculturalface.jpgmulticulturalface"That person! I want to date that person!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/a_multicultural.jpga_multiculturalTotally organic group of people2018-06-25T10:18:41+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/10/13/okcupid-segregates-based-on-looks-prevents-the-average-from-meeting-the-attractive/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/shootcupid.gifshootcupidhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cupidgross.jpgcupidgrosshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/okcupid.jpgokcupid2014-09-22T04:59:31+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/09/23/your-awful-story-olympics-viii/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chicsalad.jpegchicsaladhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/340x_love_to_fart.jpg340x_love_to_farthttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/skinhead.jpgMedical Center ShootingHis profile picture should've been a tip off.2011-09-23T16:13:13+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/09/20/how-is-this-my-match-vol-6/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chaucer.gifchaucerUH OH, Chaucer's mad too!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/5548_chaucer-geoffrey.jpg5548_Chaucer-Geoffreyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/neitschw.gifneitschwEven Nietszche's pissed offhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mourners.jpgmournersThe women of New York, when they found out I was moving...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dumb3.jpegdumb3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dumb2.jpegdumb2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dumb1.jpegdumb12011-10-14T22:28:59+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/09/04/its-not-a-match-travels/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/hwood.jpghwood2011-09-04T04:37:30+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/08/26/how-is-this-my-match-vol-5/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/les-e1314303600130.jpegles2012-02-04T13:59:27+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/08/23/top-10-topics-to-avoid-on-a-first-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rr.gifrr"You have a blog about WHAT?!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/buffbill.jpgbuffbill"Is that J. Lo's new scent?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/adolf_hitler_facts.jpgadolf_hitler_facts"I don't like how this date is going!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gosling.jpggoslinghttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bachelor.jpgbachelor"With any luck, we'll all explode."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cheney.jpgcheney"Do you come here often?" "Tell me! DO you come here often??!!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bedbug.jpgbedbug2011-11-01T23:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/08/09/web-dating-101-always-trust-the-worst-picture/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/iqposter.jpgIQposterhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/simpsonsisters.jpgsimpsonsistersHooochi mochi...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/megryan4.jpgMeg Ryanhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/meg-ryan3.jpgMeg-Ryan3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/megryan2.jpgmegryan2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/megryan1.jpgmegryan12012-11-09T09:08:37+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/08/03/how-is-this-my-match-vol-4/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog11.jpegdog11https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog8.jpegdog8https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog5.jpegdog5https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog10.jpegdog10https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog9.jpegdog9https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog4.jpegdog4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog7.jpegdog7https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog2.jpegdog2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog1.jpegdog1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dog3.jpegdog32012-11-23T20:05:57+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/07/26/your-awful-story-olympics-vii/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lord-jesus.jpgLord-JesusEven Jesus wants this guy to shut uphttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crazy-person.jpgcrazy-personhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/threesome.jpgthreesomehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/man_crying.jpgman_cryingActual photo of me reading your emails...2012-02-14T20:41:04+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/07/20/top-ten-signs-your-internet-date-is-a-russian-prostitute/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/russianho.jpgrussianhohttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/vlad.jpgvlad"Hands off merchandise!"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/waitresscheck2.jpgWaitress' Order Pad and a Pencilhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/waitresscheck1.jpgWaitress' Order Pad and a Pencil"OK, everything on my back was twenty-five dollars..."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/waitresscheck.jpgWaitress' Order Pad and a Pencil"Ok, so that was twenty-five dollars for the first thing..."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-1.pngPicture 1Also prostitute.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-2.pngPicture 2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-4.pngPicture 4Prostitute.2012-03-23T10:50:14+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/07/15/how-is-this-my-match-vol-3/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lifter.jpglifterhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/thumbsup.jpgthumbsUphttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/trumphair.jpgTrumpHairHair surprise.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crazyhair.jpgcrazyhairHair surprise.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bald1.jpegbald1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bald2.jpegbald22012-03-22T07:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/07/12/dating-myth-all-i-want-is-someone-who-can-make-me-laugh/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/trans3.jpgtrans3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/johnny-depp-pirates.jpgjohnny-depp-piratesNot funny. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/buddy_hackett.jpgBuddy_HackettShould've killed with the ladies...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/exorcist.jpgexorcistShe didn't do this to check out a funny dude, believe me. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/porter1.jpgporterhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/porter.jpgporter2014-07-25T17:55:38+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/07/06/how-is-this-my-match-vol-2/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/treast.jpgtreastThe authentically prepared dutch dish, Radom.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/larryking.jpglarrykinghttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/howisthismymatch2.jpeghowisthismymatch22011-07-18T21:18:38+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/07/01/your-awful-story-olympics-vi/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mule.jpgmulehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/snake-in-bed.jpgSnake-in-Bedhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/clubsandwich.jpgclubsandwichA lesser known variation on the upperdecker, a "Triple Decker.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/drunk-guy.jpgdrunk-guyHappy 4th of July!2011-07-02T16:42:30+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/06/29/the-girl-who-loved-the-homeless/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tons_of_money.jpgtons_of_moneyThe amount I give to charity. Daily.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ira-glass.jpgIra GlassIra Glass would totally have my backhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mysisterskeeper.jpgmysisterskeeperPlease kill me.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homeless.jpghomeless2011-09-14T23:51:45+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/06/23/how-is-this-my-match-vol-1/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hotelfordogs.jpghotelfordogsNo, not my favorite.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hitmm.jpghitmm2011-10-25T19:40:45+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/06/21/the-girl-who-called-me-chip-boy/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chipguy.jpgchipguyMe, basically.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gluten-free.jpggluten-freeThe face of evil.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/coach-taylor1jpg.jpgcoach-taylor1,jpgCan't really blame the guy, can you?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/middle-finger.jpgmiddle fingerhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sigg.jpgsigghttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tamitaylor.jpgNUP_108667_2336You wouldn't email her?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/swashbucklers.jpgswashbucklersDicks.2014-02-17T07:02:09+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/06/14/can-you-date-someone-who-uses-emoticons/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/notebook.jpgnotebook" :-p "https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/werewolf.jpgwerewolfGood news, no emoticons. Bad news, he's a werewolf.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/baghead.jpgbagheadFor all we know, this man may not have a head.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vilanch.jpgvilanch2011-06-29T06:12:23+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/06/02/the-girl-who-overshared/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/toasts.jpgtoastsHaven't read it.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/shock.jpgshock2014-05-20T18:57:03+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/05/27/your-awful-story-olympics-v/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumbleweed.jpgtumbleweedHobokenhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chocolateface.jpgmelted chocolateHidden camera footagehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/moody.jpgmoodyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/gaycat.jpggaycatMy most recent Christmas card2011-12-07T17:05:04+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/05/25/internet-dating-etiquette-who-should-i-respond-to/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/crazy_woman.jpgcrazy_womanEven she will not become more appealing. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/stanley.jpgstanley2013-12-25T22:00:15+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/05/12/the-girl-who-couldnt-kiss/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/miyagi.jpgmiyagihttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/woody_allen.jpgwoody_allenIs this the face of flawless sexual performance?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alien.jpgalien2012-10-01T20:46:48+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/05/17/hook-chas-up-a-wife-for-10000/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/puke.jpgpukehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chas21.jpgchas2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chas3.jpgchas3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chas2.jpgchas2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chas11.jpgchas1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chas1.jpgchashttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chas.jpgchas2019-01-03T23:10:27+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/05/03/internet-dating-safety-first/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting42.jpgmeeting4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting41.jpgmeeting4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting4.jpgmeeting4https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/longdistance.jpglongdistancehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting5.jpgmeeting5https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting3.jpgmeeting3https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting2.jpgmeeting2https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meeting1.jpgmeeting1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/violation.jpgviolationhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tips4.jpgtips42012-01-20T14:12:17+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/28/the-girl-who-tried-to-steal-my-baby/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/laughinggirl.jpglaughing~girlhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/texas.jpgtexasDo not mess -- or have sex -- with Texas2017-04-28T23:00:47+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/26/your-awful-story-olympics-iv/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gold.jpggoldhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/silver.jpgsilverhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/belgium1.jpgbelgium1https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kenny.jpgkennyShe's describing Kenny Powers, right?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bronze1.gifbronzehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bronze.gifbronzehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rerun.jpgrerunLike this, but with less clothes2012-01-10T05:27:46+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/20/profile-of-asshole/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ksm.jpgKSMHonestly dude, I don't love your chances...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/aholes.jpgaholes2012-08-15T06:35:11+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/12/how-to-get-out-of-a-bad-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mothra.jpgmothraUh, I gotta go. My apartment is being attacked by a giant moth.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sleep.jpgsleep"What? No, I'm having a great time. Why do you ask?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/alan_alda.jpgalan_alda2013-04-16T16:34:32+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/06/the-worst-profile-headlines-ever/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sweet-and-sour-chick.jpgsweet-and-sour-chickhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/archie.jpgarchieLet's fuckhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/flavor.jpgflavorPunctual.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jay.jpgjayNot those kinda headlines. Thankfully...2012-12-05T14:18:44+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/04/01/the-girl-who-liked-my-work/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/glee.jpggleeFuck you.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/snuggie-man.jpgsnuggie-manGood night and good luckhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/harrison-ford.jpgHarrison FordNot Me.2013-02-12T15:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/23/your-awful-story-olympics-iii/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hobo.jpghoboI forgot my nice shirt.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bukowski460.jpgbukowski460Bukowski, quietly agreeing that his readers are assholes.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/silence.jpgSilencehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/olympic-rings-cool.jpgolympic-rings-cool2012-12-07T17:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/18/the-girl-who-hated-jews/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/straightjacket.jpgstraightjacket"Hey baby, what are you doing later?"https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/yentl.jpgyentlhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/quinn.jpgquinnIs it getting hot in here, or is it just Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman?2013-09-30T07:02:16+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/16/advice-from-the-idiot-your-questions-answered/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/minka-kelly-photo-2.jpgMinka-Kelly-photo-2Sorry, Minka Kelly. Not until you work on your profile.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/king-larry.jpgking.larryhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/girlhead.jpggirlhead2011-03-21T23:27:19+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/10/internet-dating-who-has-it-worse-men-or-women/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tron_guy.jpgtron_guyI too enjoy long walks on the beach!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleeping-woman1.jpgsleeping-woman1The hardest a woman has to work to get a date online.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/veronica_belmont1.jpgveronica_belmonthttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/veronica_belmont.jpgveronica_belmont2018-01-21T16:19:00+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/08/the-girl-i-called-helga/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dmb.jpgdmbProfile picture for DMBLovr23https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/helga2.jpghelga2Also, coincidentally, named Helga.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/helga1.gifhelga1A woman whose name happens the be Helga.2011-10-10T17:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/03/02/the-perfect-internet-date-bar/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/russia.jpgrussiaYou want gin and tonic?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/counting-crows.jpgcounting crowsRun!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/olive-garden-restaurant.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANot the perfect date bar.2011-03-07T23:16:51+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/24/the-girl-in-the-reindeer-sweater/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/xmas.jpgxmasFucking assholeshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/santa.jpgSanta"Seriously lady, it's almost March."https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/scanners.jpgscannershttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/uncle-sam.jpguncle samImagine this, but in a shirt.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/xmassweater.jpgxmassweaterFucking Assholes2011-07-15T16:46:20+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/01/18/your-awful-story-olympics-volume-1/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/rings.pngringshttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gold.jpggoldhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/biel1.jpgbielSorry, Jess. Not gonna happen.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/biel.jpgbielSorry, Jess. Not gonna happen.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/silver.jpgsilverhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bronze.gifbronze2011-02-23T17:00:58+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/01/28/inside-the-brain-of-a-guy-with-shirtless-pics/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hardy1.jpghardyPrimary picture, obviously...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hardy.jpghardyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/markymark.jpgmarkymarkMy hero. When you gonna make more music Marky?!2012-02-22T00:25:18+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/04/lets-play-spot-the-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/relax.jpgrelaxWhat? I'm totally relaxed.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sorry.jpgsorryOh you'll be sorry alright.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/heath-ledger-joker.jpgheath-ledger-jokerPardon me, are you Fred? I think we have a date tonight...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/chicken-costume.jpgchicken-costumeWait a second, you're on an Internet date, aren't you?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bad_date.jpgbad_date"Sure...I like tables. How...how do you feel about tables?"2012-01-10T03:34:31+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/17/your-awful-story-olympics-vol-2/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gold.jpggoldhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bronze.gifbronzehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/silver.jpgsilverhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/barred-owl.jpgbarred-owlDon't look at me. I've got no fucking idea what an owl party is either.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mikescott.jpgmikescottMichael Scott giveth, and Michael Scott taketh away.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/olympic_condoms.jpgolympic_condoms2011-02-23T16:58:57+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/22/the-top-10-worst-movies-to-see-on-an-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/antichrist.jpgAntichristDon't let the poster fool you, the movie is nowhere near this cheery.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ruffalo.jpgruffaloJesus isn't this charismatic.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lilya.jpglilyaOoooh this looks cultural.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/precious1.jpgprecioushttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/precious.jpgprecioushttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bluevalentine1.jpgbluevalentinehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bluevalentine.jpgbluevalentinehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/billy-crystal.jpgbilly-crystalAnyone else turned on?2011-04-28T20:28:15+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/15/the-girl-who-wouldnt-talk/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/drew-carey-price.jpgdrew-carey-priceThe only thing the night was missing...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hrricane.jpghrricaneI believe she walked right through the middle of this...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/baby.jpgbabyHey baby, you come here often?2012-10-13T18:40:54+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/14/find-a-valentine-you-know-you-want-to/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/vback_heart.jpgvback_heart2011-02-16T20:40:45+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/08/which-dating-website-is-right-for-you/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/winklevii.jpgwinkleviiThe Winklevii would be make great Match members.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/potsmoker.jpgpotsmokerSingle!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eharm.gifeharmLater I'm going to stab her with a knife...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/invaders.jpginvadersA girl I met on Plenty of Fish last week.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cera1.jpgceraYour OKCupid archetype. They should just call it OKCera.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cera.jpgceraYour OKCupid archetype. They should just change the name to OKCera.2011-02-16T15:29:16+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/02/01/the-girl-who-lived-in-a-shack/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rundown_shack.jpgRundown_Shackhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/oil-jed-clampett.jpgoil-jed-clampettMy replacementhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cellphone-burning.jpgcellphone-burningHer ideal telephonehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/asleep.jpgasleepMy shrink.2014-02-17T08:09:09+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/01/25/winks-wusses/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/palin_wink1.jpgpalin_winkhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/palin_wink.jpgpalin_winkSorry, Sarah. Also terrible terrible Vice-Presidential candidates. https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bush_wink.jpgbush_winkIs this the sort of company you want to keep?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/woman_wink.jpgwoman_winkFuck you.2013-04-21T22:21:37+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2011/01/20/the-girl-who-couldnt-eat/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/scanners.jpgscannersThe last time I tried to eat a sandwich in under an hour.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hugebook.jpghugebookThere's something about him in here somewhere, I can feel it!https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bundy.jpgBundyHi, I'm Ted. I'm looking for someone who's as comfortable at home on the couch as they are out dancing. Also, someone into murder.2011-01-20T20:33:06+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/12/07/notes-from-the-underground-the-girl-who-peed-her-pants/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drunkgirl.jpgdrunkgirlSo...do you come here often?https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cuervo1.jpgcuervoHer profile picture should've been the first tip off...https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cuervo.jpgcuervohttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drunk_ll.jpgdrunk_LL2015-03-18T18:56:16+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/12/28/its-not-a-match-will-return/2010-12-28T15:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/12/10/advice-from-the-idiot-should-i-pay-for-a-dating-site/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mrmonopoly.jpgmrmonopolyThis guy is always a hit with the babes.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/okcupid.jpgokcupidNothing says "I'm a cheap bastard" like OKCupid.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hobo.jpghoboI don't understand why more people aren't messaging me.2013-07-29T17:18:00+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/11/30/the-internet-where-crazy-people-go-to-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fireplace.jpgfireplacehttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crying.jpgThe lonely girlI'm so good at sex people often start crying.https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/happy-couple.jpghappy-coupleI stole this from a dentist's website.2011-01-12T04:20:43+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/2010/11/29/the-beginning-of-the-end-my-first-internet-date/https://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/big_lucy.jpgbig_lucyhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/johanssen.jpgjohanssenhttps://itsnotamatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/scar_jo.jpgscar_jo2014-05-21T03:03:01+00:00monthlyhttps://itsnotamatch.comdaily1.02021-09-03T18:06:30+00:00