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Monthly Archives: February 2013
Your Awful Stories: Three Tales of Assholes
There are myriad ways that men can act like assholes on an internet date. They can call you the wrong name, ditch you for a clearly fake emergency, or just maybe just barf all over the place. Hell, there are … Continue reading
Posted in Your Awful Stories 12 Comments
Is Bad Grammar a Dating Dealbreaker?
Its my first time writing a profile, but I guess I’ll give it a shot… Your gonna laugh when I tell you this, but my favorite thing to do on Friday night’s is play Scrabble! Their is this amazing pizza … Continue reading
Posted in Advice 78 Comments
11 Lies Everyone Tells on an Internet Date
1) “Sure, I’d love to have another drink!” The vast majority of internet dates should end after cocktail #1. Like, 90% of them. But for some reason that feels rude. Your date’s expression says “I’d rather be watching my DVR!”, … Continue reading
Posted in Internet Dating is Weird 20 Comments
The Worst Things to Do on a First Date
You guys keep emailing me and asking what’s the best thing to do on the first date. And I appreciate it, I really do. It’s nice to wake up in the morning and see so many messages in the It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Internet Dating is Weird 19 Comments