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Is Bad Grammar a Dating Dealbreaker?
Its my first time writing a profile, but I guess I’ll give it a shot… Your gonna laugh when I tell you this, but my favorite thing to do on Friday night’s is play Scrabble! Their is this amazing pizza … Continue reading
Posted in Advice
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11 Lies Everyone Tells on an Internet Date
1) “Sure, I’d love to have another drink!” The vast majority of internet dates should end after cocktail #1. Like, 90% of them. But for some reason that feels rude. Your date’s expression says “I’d rather be watching my DVR!”, … Continue reading
Posted in Internet Dating is Weird
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The Worst Things to Do on a First Date
You guys keep emailing me and asking what’s the best thing to do on the first date. And I appreciate it, I really do. It’s nice to wake up in the morning and see so many messages in the It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Internet Dating is Weird
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