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Monthly Archives: March 2013
How is This My Match: Anal Sex Edition
You know that feeling you have when you’re separated from your cellphone for an extended period of time? Like, maybe the battery dies and you don’t have your charger, or you leave for work in the morning and accidentally leave … Continue reading
Posted in How is This My Match? 10 Comments
Meeting in a Bar vs. Meeting Online: The Ultimate Showdown
A group of psychologists recently released a study that says meeting a date in a bar can be far more effective than encountering someone online. Which is great news, because it clearly means we’ve cured all mental illness, otherwise why would … Continue reading
You Know What’s a Good Idea? Condoms. Especially with Internet Dates. Seriously…
It’s always a fascinating experience, having sex with someone new. There may be things you’ve done with others that they don’t like at all. Or approaches you’ve never even considered that they can’t live without. Then of course there’s all … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 7 Comments
Why Are All These Men Posing with Monkeys?!
Loyal readers (which better fucking describe all of you pricks) will remember a scorching expose we did last spring about the bizarre trend of women posting profiles pics of themselves wearing mustaches. OK, you probably don’t remember it. I mean, … Continue reading
Posted in Internet Dating is Weird 18 Comments