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Monthly Archives: March 2012
How is This My Match? Elvira Edition
I thought OK Cupid didn’t recommend people! Oh, how wrong I was. Their version of Match’s Daily 5 are called “Quiver Matches”, where I suppose you can find people who either make you quiver with anticipation or are such perfect … Continue reading
Posted in How is This My Match?
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How To Break Up with an Internet Date
Breaking up with someone you meet conventionally is pretty easy. I mean, it’s not, it’s gut-wrenchingly awful, but at least you know how to do it. You meet them in person, apologize for having to do this, then brace yourself for … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Internet Dating is Weird
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How Many Emails Before We Date?
I’ve been getting this message a lot lately, in response to a first email. I think it’s becoming a trend. “Thanks for your note! You seem really cool. Wanna grab a drink? I’m more for meeting in person than trading … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Internet Dating is Weird
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