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Monthly Archives: July 2012
How Did Your Date Go? Use The Test of 5 Questions
Some dates are easy to evaluate. Fall asleep in your bowl of spaghetti, and then wake up to discover your wallet’s gone? It’s pretty clear how that date went. Go home at the end of the night wearing someone else’s … Continue reading
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Do People Actually Wear Christmas Sweaters on Dates? Yes, They Do
There are people who can pull off seasonal clothing, I think we can all agree on that. Babies, grandmas, little kids who get forced into it by their parents who want to take pictures that will subtly mock them for … Continue reading
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How is This My Match: Transvestite Edition
The only reason I hold on to my Match account these days is for the Daily 5. OKCupid is a better, faster, and more importantly, cheaper site – but the women it recommends to me are nowhere near as insane. … Continue reading
Posted in How is This My Match? 8 Comments
5 Things To Do Before Your Internet Date
I’m getting more and more questions from first time Internet daters, which is utterly charming. Oh, the excitement and misery they must feel! Here’s a little something that can help them, and the grizzled veterans out…the 5 things you should … Continue reading
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