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Monthly Archives: June 2011
The Girl Who Loved the Homeless
It’s hard to know when you’ve really hooked a girl. Is it when she first laughs at one of your jokes? Or after that first kiss goodnight? Or, maybe, is it the first time you have this timeless romantic exchange… … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 1 Comment
How is This My Match? Vol.1
One of my favorite features on Match.com is The Daily 5. The D5 is a list compiled for you everyday of five profiles that you absolutely, positively must see. They are reported to be your “perfect matches,” a group selected using a “unique … Continue reading
Posted in How is This My Match? 6 Comments
The Girl Who Called Me Chip Boy
I bring a wide spectrum of winning qualities to each of my Internet dates. First of all, I blog, which is second only to swashbuckling on the List of Hobbies that Women Find Sexually Exciting. Second, I blog about my … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 6 Comments
Can You Date Someone Who Uses Emoticons? :-/
There’s a lot of things you can hide when you’re an online dater. Heavier than you’d like? Post a picture of just your face. Speak with an unappealing accent? Skip a phone call and go right to the first date. … Continue reading
Posted in Advice 2 Comments
Burning Question: Can I Email Someone Twice?
I think that, honestly, the woman of my dreams probably doesn’t email people back right away. Certainly not the people she encounters online dating. First of all, she’s busy. She has a demanding career in the field of writing for … Continue reading
Posted in Advice 14 Comments
The Girl Who Overshared
I’ve always taken a sick delight in saying the wrong thing. Once, while serving as a Best Man, I gave a rehearsal speech so off-color that I was heckled by the groom’s family. (“If he’s the Best Man then I’d … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 8 Comments