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Monthly Archives: November 2012
Big News — ‘It’s Not a Match’ Book On the Way!
I have very exciting news to report! Last week I signed a deal for the long-awaited It’s Not a Match book. And by long-awaited, I mean not awaited at all by anyone, other than me and my cat. But nonetheless, … Continue reading
Posted in It's Not a Match Classic
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Can You Take an Internet Date to a Wedding?
Bringing a date of any kind to a wedding is risky. On paper, it should be a fun weekend. I mean, there’s fancy clothes, an open bar, and food that someone else paid for. It’s like going on a date … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Internet Dating is Weird
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How is This My Match, Boobs Edition
I have learned over time not to mince words in my profile. Initially I focused on being funny and well-rounded, trying to cast the widest net possible. So I’d make jokes, and list every interest I’ve ever had or conceivably … Continue reading
Posted in How is This My Match?
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