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Monthly Archives: April 2011
The Girl Who Tried To Steal My Baby
It’s always a fascinating experience, having sex with someone new. There may be things you’ve done with others that they don’t like at all. Or approaches you’ve never even considered that they can’t live without. Then of course there’s all … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 4 Comments
Your Awful Story Olympics IV
You think it’s hard picking up a girl in English, try doing it in another language. I had the good fortune this weekend to find myself across from a fetching young girl from Belgium and a very normal New York … Continue reading
Posted in Your Awful Stories 4 Comments
Profile of an Asshole
I can’t even begin to guess how many Internet dating profiles I’ve read. Probably thousands. (It seems I can begin to guess.) I’ve seen all the techniques. Some try to grab the reader’s attention by being funny, firing off a … Continue reading
Posted in Internet Dating is Weird 5 Comments
The Girl Who Drank Too Much
Dating without drinking alcohol is a little like working out in your dress shoes. You can do it, but you’re gonna look like an asshole. As I’ve told you before, no first date should ever exceed two drinks, but I see … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 5 Comments
How to Get Out of a Bad Date
We’ve all been there. Staring across the table at someone who’s insisting that they’re happy at H&R Block, but thinks that this X Factor audition on Saturday could be the start of something big. Sure, they’ve only sung in front … Continue reading
Posted in Advice 16 Comments
The Worst Profile Headlines Ever
Not all dating sites require their members to write headlines, but they should. They’re the first thing you see when looking at a person’s profile, and a good headline can sum things up quickly. “Busy Stockbroker Looking for My Girl … Continue reading
Posted in Internet Dating is Weird 13 Comments
The Girl Who Liked My Work
I’m not famous. Perhaps that’s not necessary for an anonymous blogger who writes about his consistently sad and frequently embarrassing love life to point out. I mean, presumably, if I was like…Harrison Ford, I wouldn’t be doing this. I wouldn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Horror Stories 7 Comments