Category Archives: Your Awful Stories

Your Awful Story Olympics IX

Posted on October 28, 2011 by B

There will be only one Awful Story Olympic Medal this month, kids. When you read it, you’ll understand why.  In my months of writing this site and years of Internet dating personally, I have never encountered an email so bizarre, … Continue reading →

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Women vs. Short Guys Revisited

Posted on October 7, 2011 by B

Most posts I write get three comments. Women vs Short Guys: Dating’s Fiercest Battleground, my daring exploration of the dark world that is tiny dude daters, has received sixty-five. It’s been republished by at least five other outlets and been read by … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics VIII

Posted on September 23, 2011 by B

Great work this month, gang. Your lives are really fucked up, and I appreciate that so much. Thanks for being you. The worst thing that happened to my beloved readers this month… The Bronze Hey B, your site cracks me … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics VII

Posted on July 26, 2011 by B

Honestly, I don’t know what to do. For seven months we’ve done the Awful Story Olympics, and for seven months we’ve had definitive Gold, Silver, and Bronze medal winners. And by “winners”, I mean people got to see a picture … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics VI

Posted on July 1, 2011 by B

Whenever I am about to attend a summer BBQ, as most of us will this weekend, I look forward to it as a great opportunity to meet women. Not that I ever really meet women in the place you’re supposed … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics V

Posted on May 27, 2011 by B

As we embark on Memorial Day weekend, what better time to look back and remember the horrible dates of our past? Well, your past, actually. The horrible dates of my past are far too numerous to confine to one weekend. … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics IV

Posted on April 26, 2011 by B

You think it’s hard picking up a girl in English, try doing it in another language. I had the good fortune this weekend to find myself across from a fetching young girl from Belgium and a very normal New York … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics III

Posted on March 23, 2011 by B

Received one of my all-time favorite emails today. From a Vlad507104, with no picture, but any woman named Vlad has got to be a looker, right? (S)he writes… Are you online now? I am so sorry I don’t remember you … Continue reading →

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Advice from the Idiot: Your Questions Answered!

Posted on March 16, 2011 by B

You keep writing and asking for my advice on how to Internet date successfully. I don’t know what more I have to do to convince you that I am not the person for this task. Last week, a girl I’ve … Continue reading →

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Your Awful Story Olympics, Vol. 2

Posted on February 17, 2011 by B

It’s been a month since our last edition of the Awful Story Olympics, so how about we pop open the computer mailbag and see what falls out? Awards for the craziest emails I’ve received in the last thirty days… The … Continue reading →

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